Safety Humour - Career Limiting Moves
This
page is devoted to that horrible moment when you
put your head in your hands, see your whole life flash
past and say 'What the heck is my boss /wife/partner/valued
client/panel beater going to say?'.
As with all similar pages, contributions are needed. Send us your photos or stories. For this page, the key is embarrassment, loss of face and the wish to have a hole open up and swallow you. E-mail Simon
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| "Welcome to MacJack’s drive-in. Please place your order." | What
was that creaking noise? |
DON’T pull that trigger! | I have some good news, sir… | Bang!! |
| And they went and got . . . | Honey, I'm home. | “No, I’m fine, just fine.” | We have concrete evidence. |
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Thanks
to Gordon Anderson and Greg Macdonald for (between
them) completing this series. |
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| "I was trying to drain the oil" |
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